//What Is Happening To The World?!

My friend was having a bit of a birthday bash last night... Anyway, all was peachy; the room was full with smiles so I decided to heighten the glee by turning on some good old 'Red Hot Chilli Peppers'. About 20 seconds into the song, I hear someone scream..."WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT PLAYING". Being a very big fan of RHCP, you can understand the look that I throw across the room. However, living in this democratic country we call Australia, I thought to myself... "Everyone is entitle to their own opinion" and carried on with my business. A few minutes later I hear the same painfully familiar voice... "I'LL GIVE YA A GOOD SONG". I wait a few seconds for some crash hot tune that everyone will love, but NO. NO crash hot tune, NO guitar solo, NO tune with any instrumental substance... Just Justin Bieber playing so loudly that I can't even hear myself thinking of how ridiculously shit the song is. It was there and then that the last straw which remained intact broke into tiny, tiny little fragments of plastic and my patience had completely dried up, all I could think was... "Fuck the democratic country we call Australia, this girl just icksnayed Red hot Chilli peppers for a pre pubescent Justin Timberlake wannabe!!!" I turn to the culprit and look at her for a few minutes with my fists crunched into balls of rage. Her dress is so short I can actually see the hot pink G-Banga that’s getting eating by her ass. Her hair really needs to make friends with a comb and she has about a year’s worth of fake tan and bronzer on the surface of her skin. All of a sudden my fists begin to loosen up and I can feel one side of my mouth being lifted into a cheeky grin. I think to myself "This girl is dirty dancing to Justin Bieber on her lonesome, she has a crowd of people laughing AT her- Nothing I can possibly say can embarrass her to a further extent"-and that my dear friends, that is satisfaction enough.
Lesson Learned:
We don't have to stoop to low levels to pay out these faggots; they do such a good job of it themselves.